Dear Self-Publishing Author,
Thank you for phoning both me and my colleague to resolve missing information issues with our distributor. We're so very sorry. When we initially advised you that the distributors have all of your information but don't always upload everything at once, we didn't realize we were using words that were too big or otherwise incomprehensible to you.
Our apologies.
Maybe this will clear it up, so that you won't have to trouble yourself to leave messages for both of us every 25 minutes:
We can't do anything else.
We are so sorry to have wasted your time. We really hope you are writing a sequel so that we get to work with you again.
Sincerely,
Next time, try decaf
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