Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Editing process

Dear Self-Publishing Author,

When I accepted you as a friend on Facebook, I did not anticipate you would try to trash the company for which I work, saying that you can't fully express yourself because I might be listening.

I have read your book and what was your excuse then?

Saying the instructions might as well have 'been written in Swahili' doesn't address the instructional video we also presented you.

Hint: if I have already made an appointment to talk you through a system that 80% of our authors need no help with, maybe the problem is not our process.

Maybe you sound drunk each time I talk to you because you have been forced to read your own writing.

Sincerely,
Active Brain Stem

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